For many people, the idea of going to Ikea can be exhilarating and daunting. Strolling amongst the prearranged furniture, one experiences a small thrill as they imagine their own living rooms or bedrooms arranged as tidy and efficiently as the dioramas on the showroom floor.  The well-organized displays provides a brief respite from the realities…

  You F*cking Hipster a rhetorical analysis of the strategies used to ridicule and deligitimize the hipster subculture. I didn’t choose to be a hipster.  I grew a mustache out one day, because it was the only facial hair that I could adequately grow that didn’t resemble pubic hair (my desire to grow facial hair…

Thank you for visiting! Technology scares me. Here I am though, because my fear of artistic failure outweighs my fear of technology. I intend to use this site as a center for my writing endeavors, where you, my cherished readers, will be able to view my writing, projects, and browse merchandise.  All writing is open…